[mkjessup]

It is clear that you are a legend in your own mind, and an insignificant one at that.

You use a dozen words in an attempt to convey the meaning of just one, and fail at that.

And you fancy yourself some sort of wit, unfortunately you're only 50 percent of the way to your goal.

Should you have any siblings, get their DNA tested in the event they begin to show the symptoms of early dementia as are clearly manifested in your babblings.

Alas, all good things must come to an end

If true, this assures your immortality, if your good-for-nothing posts are an indicator of whatever passes for a personality within you.

Now once again, with gusto:


Now we're done.

[DieHard the Hunter]

Crikey, that’s Classic! Hell-funny!

I’ll give you this much, you are certainly good for entertainment: a walking, talking Parody, and a Stereotype come to life.

Beavis & Butthead came close, so did Archie Bunker, but mate you’ve got it nailed! Turn it into an act, take it to Hollywood, and you might even be able to give up your day job at McDonalds!

Now we’re done.