Actually - I shouldn’t joke about it too much. These things are very common here in Oregon. So much so that every birth certificate is locked up like Fort Knox. A person can’t even get their sibling’s Cert.
Almost killed in an ice storm out there in 2002 or was it 2003? Had to deliver a plane to Astoria along the coast. I got so iced up in the mountains I had to land at cruise speed to keep control from all the ice. The weather is as wildly extreme as the people.