At first I thought the headline read “... Coca-Cola Backs Thetans.”
In Chinese, “Co-Ca-Co-La” means “bite the wax tadpole”
“Come Alive! You’re in the Pepsi Generation” comes out as “Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead”.
Ironic, it was Coke in the PRC and Pepsi in the (still dead!) USSR.
Anyway, here’s to Tibet!