Posted on 04/12/2008 9:42:27 PM PDT by kingattax
Hellarewe is holding another lie-in, i.e. the Hildabeast is lying like a rug.
“I don’t feel no ways tired. I come too far from where I started from. I need to get me a huntin’ license here.”
I hope she continues to overplay it like this. The idea of her as Pro-Gun Churchgoer is silly!
Hillary will be a “Pro-Gun Church-goer” the day that Mohammad becomes a Jew.
Hopefully, both tried for president, and only one made it.
> If Hillary doesn’t mind yucking it up with a man who accused her of murder, then fake Bible reading and remniscing about HUNTING TRIPS is nothing to her.
“I remember the Battle of the Arkansas Woods. There I was, laying covering fire against the squirrels with the .50, while Pappy cleaned them out of their holes with the flame-thrower. Them squirrels had dug themselves in deeply and they weren’t going to go down without a fight. It was brutal: a scene from a nightmare that haunts me still. When I close my eyes at night, I can still hear them screaming as Pappy’s relentless flame sizzled them all the way to Hell...
“Round about then Pappy took one in the shoulder and another one passed clean thru his left kidney and emerged out his right thigh. Sniper fire! One of them squirrel b@stards had secured some high ground and had us pinned down, but where...?
Suddenly, I saw a glint of bright lite — a reflection from his squirrel sniper scope! — and instinctively ducked as his next bullet slammed into the sandbag, missing my head by an inch...
...it was then that I found my Creator, and in a hastily-muttered Prayer, hitched up the .50 and lay down a hail of lead at the sniper squirrel while I lurched out from behind cover to rescue Pappy.
Someone upstairs was listening, and I had the satisfaction of watching the little b@stard fall out of his tree, stone dead just as I reached Pappy to stem his gushing wound and drag him back behind the sand-bags.
‘Hillary’, he gasped, ‘I am personally going to recommend you for the Congressional Medal of Honor for this.’ These were his last words on his lips to me in This Life. But I know that somewhere he’s looking down on me and smiling...”
As the Guiness Beer guys would say - BNRILLIANT. E-mail it to SNL.
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> E-mail it to SNL.
(grin!) glad you enjoyed it. What’s “SNL”? (silly question, but I’m a foreigner...)
Cheers
*DieHard*
Behold, The Bride of Satan..
FReegards!
Saturday Night Live. One of the longest running Comedy shows. Kind of like Monty Python......used to be great but now its just so-so.
Gets lots of recognition and respect and almost all the comedians who are on it, end up being some sort of movie stars.
> Saturday Night Live.
Ahhhh... were they the ones who used to do “The Mister Bill Show” back in the early 1980’s? The plastercine guy with his dog Spot, and Sluggo, and Mr Hand? That was Hell-Funny!
Thanks for that!
The long-standing, and long since un-funny, American telly (alleged) comedy programme, ''Saturday Night Live''.
The producers of said programme have always been leftists, and in this particular year have been utterly in the tank for Hitlery.
Don't apologise for being a ''foreigner'', m'friend. Think of, and smile at, all the ''American'' crap you're missing.
FReegards!
"Clinton Portrays Herself as a Pro-Gun Churchgoer"
So Hillary basically says she is Ann Coulter?????
What's next?
"Michael Moore Portrays Himself as a Pro-Truth Olympic Athlete"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Still, you got to love how this is unfolding with Hillary tacking on Obama for his contempt of rural Americans.
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