This topic - teenage daughters and their dates - came up at a dinner Saturday night.
One man said he always made sure he was feeding items into the wood chipper when the date arrived!
You just have to raise your daughters right. When my 17-year-old invited her boyfriend to go bowling last weekend, she said she was bringing her younger brother along, and suggested her boyfriend bring his. And when she went to the movies with him a few weeks ago, she took the “Federalist Papers” in her pocket, “just in case I get bored.”
Did he save that old boot for a large stick to push into the wood chipper, with some hamburger, as the date arrived? Works like a charm.
Of course, the libido is lessened by a litany of leprous SIDs.