Iraq - Iraqi troops surround Sadr office in Basra

Reuters (excerpt) ^ | April 18, 2008 | Aref Mohammed

[mad_as_he$$]

I believe Mookie is dead. He has not been seen on realtime TV since late last year.

[mkjessup]

That occurred to me, of course in the Bizarro World of Islamofascist terrorists, dying is a great career move if you buy into all that crap about virgins, eternal buffet tables, and Ron Popeil rotisseries at your beck and call as a ‘martyr’, and your less fortunate comrades still blowing up women and children while humping goats in the dead of night can keep you “alive” by editing and doctoring up all those video tapes you made, with the predictable exhortations to kill all the Zionists, Imperialists, the Great Satans and the Mediocre Satans (and probably the lackluster non-achieving Satans too), and viola! You’re like the Bee Gees, “Stayin’ Alive...Stayin’ Alive”.

If anything, Islam proves that Satan (the REAL one) has a truly profound sense of humor, and is laughing his ass off everytime one of his deluded stooges buys the farm, blows themselves up, and then realizes that ‘paradise’ is just a personalized spit slowly rotating downstairs at Lucifer’s 24/7 Pure Pork BBQ Pit.

[mad_as_he$$]

Great analysis. Put down enough tape to keep you “alive” for years. Crazy world.