Iran army sophisticated, undefeatable

presstv ^ | 4/21/08 | ns

[Flavius]

The Iranian army commander says the country is equipped with highly sophisticated military equipment that has not yet been unveiled.

“Today, the Iranian army is equipped with highly sophisticated military equipment, which it does not deem necessary to display before the eyes of insiders or outsiders,” said Major-General Ataollah Salehi in Tehran on Monday.

[unkus]

“The Iranian army commander says the country is equipped with highly sophisticated military equipment that has not y

et been unveiled”.

Adolph Hitler said it too.

[Holicheese]

“equipped with highly sophisticated military equipment, which it does not deem necessary to display before the eyes of insiders or outsiders,”

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Who is this bufoon? We have secret squirrel ray guns and flying suits...What you want to see them? No way.

[tet68]

Whoa, I’m trembling, shaking in my boots./s

[ZX12R]

Mother of All Battles II

[Radix]

"Today, the Iranian army is equipped with highly sophisticated military equipment, which it does not deem necessary to display before the eyes of insiders or outsiders,”

THERE IS A REASON!

Rocks and spears is what they got, and a lot of Kung Fu movies for instructional tapes.

But of course my real point was made before I decided to wax humorous about these primitive throwbacks.

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[geo40xyz]

Its bull crap time:-()

[Army Air Corps]

So, has the head honcho of the Iranian armed forces used the “Mother of all Battles” shtick?

[Mark17]

The Iranian army commander says the country is equipped with highly sophisticated military equipment that has not yet been unveiled.

I do not know about this so called sophisticated military equipment, but I was stationed at a pilot training base in Texas in the 70s. We had Iranian student pilots, learning to fly. What I DO know for sure is, these Iranians couldn't fly airplanes to save their collective rear ends.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2004206/posts?page=171#171

[Ouderkirk]

Hitler may have said it too, but he actually had the goods. This clown has nothing....yet.

[nuconvert]

thanks for the laugh

[badpacifist]

[redhead]

"The Iranian army commander says the country is equipped with highly sophisticated military equipment that has not yet been unveiled

“Today, the Iranian army is equipped with highly sophisticated military equipment, which it does not deem necessary to display before the eyes of insiders or outsiders,” said Major-General Ataollah Salehi in Tehran on Monday."

ROTFLPIMP!

[VeniVidiVici]

The Mother-In-Law of all Battles is coming. I can feel it.

[Army Air Corps]

This is comedy that writes itself. :-)

[kingattax]

[Gator113]

It’s just occurred to me.

These fools have never played poker.

[kempo]

This must be the reason they send out ski boats to threaten our Navy war ships.

[tnlibertarian]

Newly released spy photos reveal an example of the "everyoned involved" army concept and its secret, never-before-seen weaponry:

[Enterprise]

"Today, the Iranian army is equipped with highly sophisticated military equipment, which it does not deem necessary to display before the eyes of insiders or outsiders,”

Oh no! They found one of the Annanaki war ships in a deep underground tunnel!

[bill1952]

What I DO know for sure is, these Iranians couldn't fly airplanes to save their collective rear ends.

Heh. I am an instructor in Florida and I would say that your observation is totally correct.
My fellow instructors and I have discussed why this is so, (Arabs in general being terrible student pilots) but irrespective of the reasons, you are right.

Still, the Iranian Air Force managed to clean Iraq's clock, sweep the skies, and gain air superiority over Iraq, all with very limited equipment and parts.

[RichInOC]

[cue Mandy Patinkin]

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

[DieHard the Hunter]

> Still, the Iranian Air Force managed to clean Iraq’s clock, sweep the skies, and gain air superiority over Iraq, all with very limited equipment and parts.

Iran had bulletproof carpets. Iraq didn’t.

[DGHoodini]

And Iranian solders are 12’ tall....

[nuconvert]

They were better by the time they left TX, and got a lot more practice during the 8yr war with Iraq

Taken a few days ago...

[nuconvert]

I have to say, I was a bit surprised to find out that Iran has 2 AWACS planes

[jayef]

One F22 . . . problem solved.

[JasonC]

Gee I sure wish we had one of them doomsday machines...

But it doesn't do any gutt, if you keep it a secret. Vy didn't you tell dee vorld!!!

It was going to be announced at the party congress on Monday --- you know how the premier likes surprises...

[Army Air Corps]

Yup, the two Il-76s that fled Iraq during Gulf War I.

[JasonC]

Good. Now another step - the only men they have ever been brave in front of, were bound unarmed prisoners in locked rooms.

[bill1952]

I have to say, I was a bit surprised to find out that Iran has 2 AWACS planes

Yep. That platform will be the tougher nut to crack.
Probably stealth flights down low to dash in and take them out while holding a large force just out of combat range to keep them occupied.

My 2c.

[motor_racer]

“I am the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka! I am very scary! and dangerous!”

[Army Air Corps]

The aircraft are two Il-76s that belonged to the Iraqi air force but skedaddled to Iran during Gulf War I.

[nuconvert]

This was taken at Tehran airport last week

[NordP]

"...Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...."

<----Iran's "NUTjob" with white hair

[bill1952]

Saddam got my vote for dumbest dictator in the world with that stunt.

[Army Air Corps]

I second that! All he did was give a bunch of free gifts to Iran.

[nuconvert]

Lol. Yeah. He has Rafsanjani’s word that they they would be returned.....NOT ! LoL

[skimbell]

Tehran Bob?

[Army Air Corps]

Well, they are just on a veeeeery long-term loan.

[RoadKingSE]

“Trust me when I tell you today, the Iranian army is equipped with highly sophisticated military equipment, which it does not deem necessary to display before the eyes of insiders or outsiders,” said Major-General Ataollah Salehi Baghdad Bob, the former Iraqi Information Minister - now cabin boy to PM Ahmanutjob - in Tehran on Monday.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Is this secret weapon anything like the “magic keys” these military geniuses gave fourteen year boys during the Iraq War, telling them that if they were killed in one of their suicide charges, they would go straight to heaven? I guess their plan is wait in heaven and gang up on their enemies when they die of old age.

[Blood of Tyrants]

And after a week of lobbing missiles at aircraft that aren’t there (we got a few sophisticated surprises, too), their AA radars will be reduced to hot piles of twisted metal.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Kind of when Iran claimed to have built a fighter jet from the ground up and it was nothing more than a rebuilt F-5.

[Recovering_Democrat]

Yeah, well, if they’re such BADASSES, why haven’t they taken on Israel?

I’ll tell you why: the Hebrews would KICK THEIR ASSES BIG TIME.

[GunnyB]

I somehow think that we will see this boast tested to its fullest. I picture a few flights of f-1117s, B2s, and a slew of Tomahawks turning all that nice shiny iranian stuff into metal ready to recycle...

[Doctor Raoul]

presstv is Iranian state media.

[ridesthemiles]

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