[SmithL]

Can I get an awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Wesley Snipes gets a new roomie...

[SampleMan]

Obvious that he is a Democrat, when party affiliation does not appear in the title or first eight paragraphs of the story. Given its AP, I’m surprised they listed it at all.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“He is the brother of former Memphis Congressman Harold Ford Sr. and the uncle of former Rep. Harold Ford Jr., D-Tenn.”

Most likely ALSO guilty of many crimes, though never prosecuted...

[Coldwater Creek]

Be worth the price of gas just to get a glimpse of John “Do you know who I am? Ford. HEhehe

[deport]

This is one of the prison facilities that has no fences thus the inmates are on the honor system to stay within the prescribed boundaries.....

[Cold Heart]

Gets up at 6, in bed 10:30, assigned to the kitchen & ground maintenance. I get up at 0530, otherwise I do the same.