[ArrogantBustard]

The Pyramids are landing pads for alien starships ... and back in the '40s, archaeologists found a big wormhole generator under one of the Tombs of the Pharoahs ... when activated it lets you travel over a whole network similar wormhole generators all over the galaxy.

Trust me ... It's 'way deeper than you think ... the government is keeping real tight security on the whole thing, but it's real. It's a big Air Force program compartmented under the codename JACKO KNEEL.

[mysterio]

Please don't tell the history channel any of that. They'll play fake space monster documentaries for weeks and there won't be a thing for me to watch. I hate it when they go on one of their imaginary alien kicks. "LOOK, IT'S AN IMPLANT, AN ALIEN IMPLANT!!!!"

Oh, wait, whoops, it was a piece of iron oxide, never mind.

[AmusedBystander]

the government is keeping real tight security on the whole thing

Why would the government hide anything? All of the UFO's ever spotted came with various bright lights blazing and blinking so that no one would ever miss one.

[Ken H]

The Pyramids are landing pads for alien starships ... and back in the '40s, archaeologists found a big wormhole generator under one of the Tombs of the Pharoahs ... when activated it lets you travel over a whole network similar wormhole generators all over the galaxy.

I did not know that! Can't wait to see how the government spins this!