I am in receipt of your letter of April 29.
YEEEEAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH!
Sincerely,
Howard Dean
DNC Chairman"
Alternative statement from Howard Dean: “What ya gonna do about it, bozo? The FEC lacks enough board members for a quorum, and Harry Reid assures me that we won’t confirm any until after the election. So, stuff it.”
Dear Chairman Duncan,
If you actually know anything about me or my party then you know that we are predominantly spineless vicious treasonous weasels committed to undermining America’s national security (we do like to have a few token sane people around just to make it appear that we are not all Code Pink whackjobs).
Why then would you imagine we would do anything except celebrate this ad and continue to attack America’s morale and security?
Oh, but don’t worry, we do support the troops, I assure you.
Sincerely,
Howard Dean