So maybe we oughta stop raggin' about it as a campaign issue and figure out how in the world to work it to our advantage, eh? Like ol' W?
Yep, learn Spanish and become the first on your block to sport a shiny new guest worker. Make all your neighbors jealous as you sit in your lounge chair drinking a margarita as Maria does the lawn on your John Deer in a teddy.
Just think of the possibilities, embrace the horror, jump on the RNC team and come on in for the big win. Inside every guest worker is a little American trying to get out, who are we to stand in the way?