As for how I got here it was a transfer. As for your assault on my manhood, get a grip!
If you think the real estate is better in CA than it is here, good luck to you. And yes, I am calling you out on the whole, whaaaaa, it’s kind of cold here thing. God, even my kids, who are girls, don’t complain like that. And guess what? None of our families have left here over the span of the century for warmer weather. This is Michigan, not the Arctic Circle. Just how fragile are you? And by the way, your manicure needs re-touching.