I have a 38 oz vintage Louisville Slugger that would be perfect for clubbing baby seals which we could then deliver (minus that annoying fur) to the Polar Bear food bank.
That’s a wonderful idea. I had not considered feeding the poor starving bears, nor what to feed them if we did.
Seals! Of course!
And that solves the problem of the fur bikinis for the Sweedish Bikini team members (and all 200 coaches for the team).