Crystals. That’s the ticket. He needs to stick one in each nostril, one in each ear, and shove another one up...
Well, let your imagination be your guide.
LOL... and the icing on the cake is that might solve his problem!
Isn’t all this akin somewhat to you living where you do. Sorta so you and yours won’t be infected kinda like. It’s coming to a neighborhood near you, trust me.