[patton]

Yes, but do they poop oil?

[Sacajaweau]

CLUE: BACTERIA!! Buyer beware!!

[neodad]

Uh oh.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horta_(Star_Trek)

[onedoug]

God, that interesting.

[BlueStateBlues]

Great! New menu items for Seafood Night at the club.

[TheWasteLand]

Cool. I've always wondered whether things like viruses were actually "alive" or not, considering that they don't actually consist of cells like almost all other "life". Perhaps this discovery may shed some light on these kind of questions.

Also, I predict less than 1 week before the first article appears claiming this biomass is threatened by, you guessed it, global warming.

[montag813]

Something tells me they are going to use this discovery to try and ban all ocean oil exploration worldwide.

[RandallFlagg]

MMmmm! Slusho!

[saganite]

Yep, and global warming is destroying this habitat. 30 minutes ago, when it was discovered, it was thriving but now it has degenerated. If we don’t act soon it will be destroyed!

[bannie]

Bacteria have been found deeper underneath the continents

Oh, good. Let's dig that up!

[Arthur McGowan]

Can’t be. We already know that if the temperature goes up another several degrees, all life will perish.

[MadJack]

Isn’t this where Mulder and Scully make their entrance?

[Diogenesis]

[Rastus]

[Rebelbase]