Nude maid cleans up, steals $40K

MiamiHerald ^ | 05/28/2008

[devane617]

A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid through the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100 per hour.

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Police are investigating.

[devane617]

I don't know what to say...

[SayNoToDems]

There’s more than one way to define the verb “clean”.

[phrogphlyer]

TTIWWP.

[CharlesWayneCT]

Yep, because every day a man hires a maid while his wife is out of town, and she strips naked and goes to the bedroom to “clean”, and he leaves here alone there.

[RexBeach]

How’d you like to be this guy this week?

40 grand in jewelry missing...

And then the intriguing explanation to his wife about why the maid was naked...and received 100 bucks and hour to clean.

Oy vey!

[NRA1995]

I know what to say....this thread is useless without pictures

[TexasNative2000]

I’m sure she left everything very shiny........

[commonguymd]

On the way out of the room where did she hide the stuff? Should I ask?

[Red Badger]

[devane617]

GREAT IDEA!!!! HOLD ON...BE RIGHT BACK...

[Dixie Yooper]

I don't know what to say...

Insurance fraud?

[Slapshot68]

I’d say this guy needs to find a good divorce attorney.

[Senator Goldwater]

Sounds like he lost his shirt.

[Red Badger]

I’m sure she left everything very shiny........

Especially the knobs?.....

[Cincinatus]

Where did she hide the loot?

[devane617]

[rawhide]

How did he know she was nude?

$100 an hour? Did he call the right number? That may explain some things.

[Perdogg]

Where would she hide the money?

[Pablo64]

"On the way out of the room where did she hide the stuff? "

Maybe she had one of those little tote trays with cleaning supplies and such in it. Likely the guy had his eyes focused "elsewhere" and wouldn't have even noticed.

Just a theory.

[econjack]

The report didn’t mention that he rehired her for tomorrow.

[edzo4]

"On the way out of the room where did she hide the stuff? Should I ask?"

Cash box

[SShultz460]

I miss you bro! are you ok?

[vietvet67]

Yes but did the maid partake in the other family jewels..

[Stevenc131]

Wives tend to be amazingly shortsighted about this kind of thing.

[Slings and Arrows]

I miss you bro! are you ok?

Had both arms and legs chewed off by rabid squirrels. I'm typing this with my tongue. You?

[Sybeck1]

I see “Pulp Fiction” and “The Executioner” references in this story.

[clamper1797]

Let’s get to the naked thruth

[Slings and Arrows]

My guess is that she *boop*ed him...just before she *boop*ed him.

[DieHard the Hunter]

> I don’t know what to say...

I do. “Only in America. And only in Florida!”

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

I suspect there’s more to the story, but not from Paul Harvey.

[Joe 6-pack]

This very same thing happened to me...

...three weeks in a row.

[3Lean]

To paraphrase a Seinfeld episode, the maid did the cleaning, it was the girlfriend who stole the jewelry.

[shaft29]

After the cleaning she had a cleansing. LOL

[LottieDah]

“On the way out of the room where did she hide the stuff? Should I ask?”

If she was wearing a wig, she could hide the stolen goods there. I heard about a woman who worked in a bank and was smuggling bills under her wig each day.

[FreePaul]

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Shortly thereafter her husband found himself missing from their bedroom.

[Perdogg]

I wonder if she was an illegal. You know, doing work in the nude, that americans refuse to do. ;)

[VRWCmember]

I think I’d pay them extra to keep their clothes ON!

[Bon mots]

We had a lady in the Whitehouse like that - except nobody has ever seen her naked... nor do they want to. Not even her own husband.

[VRWCmember]

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

The next day, the man discovered his family jewels were missing.

[LottieDah]

“.... that Americans refuse to do.”

And then some!

[commonguymd]

lmao.

[andy58-in-nh]

...And his wife bought that story?

I would guess the "maid" is really an (a-hem) escort who he agreed to pay in a form of non-cash renumeration (to wit: some of his wife's jewelry) so that he could avoid having to explain the cash withdrawals. When Wifey noticed some of her baubles were missing (he didn''t think she would miss them), he blamed it on the maid. Who he hired to clean his...bedroom... while she was away on...vacation. In the nude. "But that's all, honey. I never laid a finger on her. Really." Call your lawyer, pal.

[Old Grumpy]

Ha ha! The putz asked for that. By the way, that neighborhood is very exclusive and ritzy.

[Rightly Biased]

Its a good gig if you can keep it.

[chickadee]

And then the intriguing explanation to his wife . .

This guy is an embarrassment to geezers everywhere. He couldn't come up with something better than the truth? Sheesh.

[svxdave]

This could be a valid insurance claim. The kicker is that the peril of theft could not have occurred as a result of an illegal act. If it was not illegal to hire this woman, he could submit a claim.

As to the payoff, lets just hope that the insured will be in good hands and get a payoff as fine as the cleaning: fast, fair and friendly.

[Disturbin]

“Where would she hide the money?”

He stepped out on to the balcony for a smoke afterwards, and .....

[Mr. Brightside]

Where did she hide the jewelry?

[svxdave]

“This guy is an embarrassment to geezers everywhere.”

Careful, 50 isn’t really considered “geezer” age. Geezer age begins when someone starts drawing social security.

[Erasmus]

It was a grab-and-run....no, wait, it was a pick-and-run...no, wait it was a pick-and-grab,...no,wait it was a ......