You know it’s when —
*the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
*the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
*farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
*the cows are giving evaporated milk.
*you can make instant sun tea.
*you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
*you’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
*you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
*hot water now comes out of both taps.
*you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
*you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
*your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?”
*you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
I experienced those two today. :D
ROFL! Too darned funny Sand!