[bill1952]

The vulgar swine simply do not understand that bicycles are very damaging to Mother Earth.

The rubber tires use a huge carbon footprint to manufacture and the grease and oils needed to maintain the bikes pollute the Earth also are damaging to the Earth to refine.

Why doesn't everyone just understand that we need to walk everywhere that we need to go?
We need to pass laws taxing wasteful bicycle usage.

[eldoradude]

Why doesn't everyone just understand that we need to walk everywhere that we need to go?

Nah, I'll be on horseback. LOL. Fully clothed.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Walk everywhere? Are you kidding? There’s rubber in the soles of them thar shoes. Vulcanized rubber. Made out of evil carbon. Better to sit home in your chair and not move. And try not to breathe excessively, either.