[Eric in the Ozarks]

It seems like I get two or three of these little come-ons every week from banks I've never heard of. I fill the little free postage envelopes with the stuff they send me and add newspaper clippings, Kleenex and anything else at hand...

[I see my hands]

small>"I fill the little free postage envelopes with the stuff they send me and add newspaper clippings, Kleenex and anything else at hand"

Isn't that cute?