Japanese Firm Creates Robot Girlfriend for Lonely Men

Fox News ^ | June 18, 2008 | Unknown

[Oyarsa]

She's big-busted, petite, very friendly and she runs on batteries.

[Mr. Jazzy]

. . . Hellen Thomas?

[martin_fierro]

Great Potential do I see in this thread.

[JamesP81]

Sometimes, a man has to settle not for what he wants, but what he can get.

[martin_fierro]

Robosexuals.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

hmmmm..pissant you buying one, PING!!!

[Stevenc131]

She love you long time. Or at least as long as the batteries hold out.

[BubbaJunebug]

After looking at the photo....not very cute...but put her in my blow up doll ....now we’re talkin’ :)

[skinkinthegrass]

Bubba Klintoon?.....Klintoons?

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Just a matter of time now, someone will invent a virus for her, and pass the malware on to humans!

[Para-Ord.45]

Yeah geat but,

can it press my shirts and make sandwiches?

[1rudeboy]

What’s next? Men for lonely robots?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

". . . Hellen Thomas?"

"She's big-busted, petite, very friendly and she runs on batteries."

Um...from that description I would have to say NO!!!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Never mind Skynet, things can go even more horribly wrong.

[Para-Ord.45]

*great

[Hatteras]

Is she... uh, weatherproof?

[nhoward14]

“introduced a 15-inch tall robotic ‘girlfriend’ that kisses on command”

I’ve heard that Japanese men are, ahem, small... but this is ridiculous!

[Slicksadick]

Just plain wrong....

Reuters

June 16: Sega Toy's female humanoid robot, Eternal Maiden Actualisation, kisses a man at a demonstration in Tokyo.

[null and void]

15" tall?

Yeah. That'll work. If you got a 12" pianist from the genie...

[NativeNewYorker]

[Mr. K]

you owe me a new keyboard...LOL

[rod1]

My wife saw Honda’s “ASIMO” robot at Disneyland last week. She thought he was pretty cool and of potentially greater use for picking up around the house than said husband.

Defensively I retorted that I could probably outrun him and kick a soccer ball farther. But I granted that ASIMO appeared more compact than a Honda Civic.

[Catholic Canadian]

They’ll probably ruin it by producing a feminist sub routine.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

"Not again!"

[WarToad]

*Queue Styx*

Domo Arigato Miss Robato,
Domo. (Domo.)
Domo. (Domo)

/cigarette

[Gantz]

[NativeNewYorker]

[Billthedrill]

I dunno if I could take the relationship pressure. I’ve been turned down (sob!) by a blowup doll...

[nhoward14]

What is the expected uptime on this robot girlfriend? Will it only be functional three out of every four weeks?

[reagan_fanatic]

At 15 inches tall, how’s she gonna fetch me a beer or do my laundry?

[Petronski]

One third of the way toward Joe Rogan’s trifecta: now all we need is flying jet-packs and legalized pot.

[Domandred]

This dude's got two of them already

And then one day the Cylons decided to kill their masters....

[Chanticleer]

Dang. You beat me to it!

[nhoward14]

If they made male battery-operated companionship toys in the same proportions they do for women, this robot girlfriend would be 12 feet tall with a 60 inch chest.

[Ingtar]

Except, if the 3 is telling the truth, that “dude” is one himself... or the leading candidate to be the fifth.

[agere_contra]

Eternal Midget Actualization, more like. This is a Power Ranger with a perm.

Where are the disquietingly-human neuro-enticement snog-dollies? Where?

This is so disappointing. Sigh.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I cannot wait to see who the last Cylon is....

[hoagy62]

“Haaaaaarrr-COURT! Harcourt Fenton Mudd!!!”

“Please, no, Kirk! I BEG of you! This is INHUMAN!!!”

[B-Chan]

Last Episode Title: FINAL CYLON: THE RETURN OF BOXEY!

[WayneS]

Does she complain if you leave the toilet seat up?

If not, then she isn’t realistic enough yet.

[massgopguy]

My Mother’s name is Stella. My sister and I were awful.

[Mr. Jazzy]

Miss Thomas is petite.

Where I did err was in the description as “very friendly”.

For Miss Thomas, it would have to say “very friendly to leftists, evil dictators and anti-American policies”.

There! That’s better!

[massgopguy]

“That sense of (elbow) ENTERPRISE”

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Ha ha ha ha ha.....too funny.

[6SJ7]

. . . Hellen Thomas?

That would be the Vista version of a fembot!

[The Louiswu]

I am so looking forward the future!

[Liberty 275]

“She’s very lovable and though she’s not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend.”

She’s going to take my entire paycheck and go to the mall?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I’ve already seen this movie, “ Cherry 2000.”

[Technogeeb]

I cannot wait to see who the last Cylon is....

From the available clues, it is probably Felix Gaeta:

And the Fifth, still in shadow, will claw toward the light, hungering for redemption that will only come in the howl of terrible suffering.

[weegee]

Just wait until she runs away with the blender.