[Disturbin]

And some people wonder why the President does not read the newspaper.

[Shelayne]

I received that via e-mail at least a year ago. It is a keeper!

I only wish that President Bush would have come out swinging like that. A looooong time ago.

[Disturbin]

Not one use of “nuke-u-ler” ?

[lormand]

History will not be kind to the views of Bush’s critics.

[Kimberly GG]

“You should be grateful that they haven’t gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11.”

Considering the borders should have been effectively secured on 9/12, I’d say he’s the one who should be grateful we haven’t lost the WOT in our own backyards. Yet.

[dragnet2]

McBush will not be getting my vote.

[griswold3]

Hey, you can’t dis Dancing with the Stars!!!

[smoothsailing]

[K-oneTexas]

Actually appears to be a 25 August 2007 article written by Pat Boon in WorldNet Daily.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=57308

[meandog]

Better ones: click here and click here

[Jo Nuvark]

God bless what’s left of America PING!

[ZULU]

Yeah, well, check the election polling at Rasmussen and Real Clear Politics.

America is teetering on the brink of an anti-American, pro-Islamic socialist as President.

Two main reasons:

George Bush II
John McCain

[donna]

I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.

No habla ingles.

[raybbr]

Bush didn’t have the balls to stand up against the dem horde. He’s not going to say anything like this. Ever!

[Liberty Valance]

What a steaming pile. President Bush may be many things but “a quitter” he aint. Every pontificating, holier than thou hypocrite who “knows” he could do a better job should be either calling for his impeachment...or STFU!

[jazusamo]

Did you sleep through high school?

Yes, he didn't need a HS education to get into college just as he doesn't think he needs any sense to win the White House. He thinks he's entitled.

[mo]

“.... and this nitwit says we should attack Pakistan , a nucular ally. And then he wants to go to Iran and make peace with a terrorist who says he’s going to destroy us. While he’s doing that, he wants to give Iraq to al Qaeda, Afghanistan to the Taliban, Israel to the Palestinians, and your money to the IRS so the government can give welfare to illegal aliens, who he will make into citizens, so they can vote to reelect him. He also thinks it’s okay for Iran to have nucular weapons, and we should stop our foreign aid to Israel.”

That needs tattoing on O’bama’s forehead....

[A.A. Cunningham]

resignation speech

[HiJinx]

Did you sleep through high school?

Well, either that or they were too busy texting their circle to pay attention...

[TheBattman]

While he's doing that, he wants to give Iraq to al Qaeda, Afghanistan to the Taliban, Israel to the Palestinians, and your money to the IRS so the government can give welfare to illegal aliens, who he will make into citizens, so they can vote to reelect him.

While the satirical speech is mostly correct - part of the above quote sounds like GW's position as well - ie - welfare to illegal aliens, making citizens of illegals, and giving Israel (at least a chunk of it) to the Palestinians.