Posted on 06/26/2008 8:22:18 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thank you for your kind words!
I have hope. I know there are real manly-men out there. Maybe I’ll start hanging out at the Bass Pro Shop or Cabela’s. ;-)
LMAO!! I swear I didn't see your post before I said I was going to start hanging out at Bass Pro Shop!
How about church or the USO?
My wife and I met at a church function 20 years ago.
July 4th parade or a WELCOME HOME TROOPS rally would be a good place too.
I just saw where you’re from...you may wanna venture further south! ;-)
Thanks! Like I said, I’m not giving up hope. I know God has someone out there for me. :-)
LOL! You are spot on. I’m sure location has A LOT to do with it.
I’m originally from Indy....had luck similar to yours when I lived there.
Illinois isn’t so “out there”.
Hope you are not experiencing
any of those nasty floods.
BTW... your mantis story is a hoot!
...Jo
The right to OWN Guns was upheld!! Yes!! The citizens of Washington will be SAFER!! :)
McCain and I am trying to get Maine back into CONSERVATIVISM (believe it or not, the small towns are - the cities are making us look bad.
charlie Summers supporters here. (Still not as conservative as I'd like, but Rush is to the left of me!)
One uncle and his family live in IL...they’re getting more “out there” by the day! Maybe it’s from all the DOH-prah kooks from Chicago moving out to the rural parts of the state.
No, Illinois in general isn’t bad, but I’m in suburban Chicago and we’ve got more then our fair share of lib whackos and hipster dufus’s (dufi?). You’d think they’d be all confined to the city, but sadly they are not.
Thankfully, we did not get flooded. Some of towns near the Wisconsin border did get hit, but it wasn’t nearly as bad as the flooding along the river.
And thank you so much for your nice words about my story! It was one of those things that if it hadn’t happened to me, I wouldn’t have believed it. :-)
And so it begins....
Justices Rule for Individual Gun Rights (Detail: NRA To Sue in Liberal Cities)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2036866/posts
Welcome to Free Republic!
I live in Washington State, so it took
me a while to understand your post.
I’m slow but not impenetrable.
BARACK AWAY FROM OBAMA. MCCAIN IS BETTER!
I attended a theatre arts conference at Willow Creek.
If you haven’t been to this church, why not go and see
if you can find manly men? (Personally, Godly men
make me weak in the knees).
Willow Creek has a huge congregation but it has a lot
of micro groups that focus on personal interests. And
of course they are known for their drama. Since you are
a writer (a good writer) ... come on. Give it a try.
http://www.willowcreek.org/welcome.asp
So true!!
Welcome to Free Republic!
I live in Washington State, so it took
me a while to understand your post.
I’m slow but not impenetrable.
BARACK AWAY FROM OBAMA. MCCAIN IS BETTER!
Thanks...I used to be a FREEPER but work got in my way. I decided to go semi-retirement, so I moved to my cottage (5 bedroom 3 bath lakefront home) with my wife and 3 kids. I’m taking most of the summer off. Matter of fact, we might sell the main house, since the boys love it here!
Ditto Jo’s welcome (or in this case welcome back), what was your handle before?
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