[San Jacinto]

This is a historic day in the struggle for animal rights and in defense of our evolutionary comrades, which will doubtless go down in the history of humanity,"

Why the history of Humanity? I would think it would go down in the history of monkeydom.

Dang, I just thought of something. Under Heller will monkey-rights include the right to keep and bear arms?? Monkeys are bad enough when they can only throw a handful of crap at you. And now we're gonna give 'em guns??!!

[ari-freedom]

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

[xDGx]

The right to keep and bear poop (RKBP) was overturned today in a 5-4 upset.

Writing for the simian minority, Justice David ‘gosh I wish I had a date’ Souter opined that monkeys are human and guns are poopy. Justice John Paul Stevens, in a somewhat confusing opinion, asked, “when is Matlock on?”