[AngelesCrestHighway]

I’m having visions of smelly buck naked frauleins dashing thru meadow....

[atomic conspiracy]

Seems very likely.

I have to give Al-Reuters credit for a great headline, bound to be an all-time classic along with “Headless Body in Topless Bar” and (the strictly fictitious) “Talking Dog Robs Bank, Flees in UFO.”