Beam me to Planet Gore !
Posted on 07/03/2008 10:12:18 AM PDT by Crazieman
I remember reading a novel called “Ice” back then. It was actually quite a page-turner.
What we need is an “American Climate Protection Amendment” to the US Constitution, whereby the government is specifically prohibited from making any law, regulation or executive order, or imposing any tax, for the purpose of changing or regulating the climate of the planet.
It’s the only way to preserve our natural liberties from the relentless onslaught of the global warming debate deniers, who continue to deny the indisputable fact that there is lots of scientific debate about global warming, and continue to pursue their half-baked social engineering redistributionist agenda despite the many, many credentialed scientists who reject the man-made global warming hypothesis outright.
Even if such an amendment is politically impossible, a serious debate on its merits would do much to put the pro-global warming policy makers where they belong — which is on the defensive.
I call them “pro-global warming” because they desperately want anthropogenic global warming to be real in spite of scientific evidence to the contrary, and they will not give up their draconian interventionist legislative agenda until we pry it from their cold, (legislatively) dead fingers.
“Global Warming Czar”
Please, Tovarisch, that would be "Commissar of Global Warming" Just say, "Nyet" to the Czar.
It will probably happen whether McCain or Hussein gets elected. Sigh....
This just in.....
N.O.A.A. and U.S.G.S. to be combined to form U.S.A.N.O.G.A.S.
'The United States faces unprecedented environmental and economic challenges in the decades ahead,' the group warns. 'Foremost among them will be male pattern baldness, climate change, erectile dysfunction, sea-level rise, the Heartbreak of psoriasis, altered weather patterns, hangnails, declines in freshwater availability and quality, acne and loss of more socks in the dryer'Weenies. Go hide under the covers 'till mama comes home.
Funny but I remember this when it happened being scared as a kid that we would all freeze.
(I’m showing my age now - god help me)
“Global Warming Czar”
The Department of Rainbows and Unicorns is completely prepared for just this type of opportunity. It's where liberal fantasies go for implementation. Dennis Kucinich for Secretary.
The motto will be, "When in doubt, increase spending!!"
What does Geology have to do with GW? They just want to set up another agency that does nothing.
“If the Earth is indeed warming, how much are Man’s activities responsible for it?”
There. Can I have a grant?
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You can have a grant only if you promise never to oppose the views of Al Gore publicly. The grant amount will be determined by the effectiveness of your support for our consensus. We’ll be watching you.
Regards,
IPCC
Department of Grant Applications
There’s a bunch of libs trying to establish a department of peace, too.
Apparently, they haven't read Orwell. In 1984 the Department of Peace was the military.
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