“There was a fight and the Serbian guy was tougher, Whats the big deal?” What a proud nation.
The Serbs haven’t been pussified yet by the multicultural PC crowd. And they know very well what the muslims are up to.
There was a fight/Serbian guy was tougher/what’s the big deal?
Case is closed then? Let’s break this down: 1)Fight; 2)Serbian dude tougher; 3) Big deal?...Well, not so fast here...
1)The fight involved a tiny dude vs. a ridiculously huge dude (6-foot-9, 280 pounds)...2)Tougher? It was murder, only little dude doesn’t realize this yet since he’s been in a coma for nearly 2 months, 3)Big deal? Wouldn’t be if big dude hung around so we could practice a quaint, old American custom. We like to call it justice. But big dude - whose story is sorta: Well, I defended my baby’s honor, most especially after this intimidating little dude (who weighed 140 pounds. Serb dude who put him in a coma was 6-foot-9, 280 pounds) attacked us (I was scared to death he’d kill us all, big dude said of little dude!).
Well, Serbian officials helped big dude raise bail and then, since his passport was confiscated - normal in any felony case, especially involving such massive violence that little dude is still comatose more than a month later! - issued him a special emergency passport so he could split the U.S.
Have It Both Ways In Today’s U.S.A.: When You Deem Things Fair, On the Square, We’re There! But When Things Ain’t So Hot: Like Dude, We Got Your Butt, You Just Won Life In The Tank, Hank! But Wait: You Ain’t A Yank! So Just Call The Damn Bank! Sure Your Morning Was Dank But What A Difference A Day Makes: From A Bar Fight To A Night Behind Bars To A Bar-B-Q Down Under: Not Only Did You Knock A Homa, You Also Put Some Tiny Dude In A Coma...Whew! Now Go Out Sell Those Film Rights!!!