Allow me to be the first to say it: FRY MUMIA
Of course, "FRY COOK" isn't nearly as dramatic.
Perhaps you remember a rally in Washington where the loopy left had its own demonstration with signs that said, "Free Mumia." We countered with T-shirts made by a Freeper, which said, "Fry Mumia."
The tremendous waste of taxpayer resources on this piece of human slime is absolutely frightening. A good part of that, in this and other cases, is the Death Penalty Project of the ACLU.
The purpose of that Project is to throw sand in the gears of every death penalty case in the nation, regardless of how obviously guilty the defendant is, or how thoroughly his particular crimes warrant the death penalty under the duly-passed laws of the jurisdiction in which he raped, tortured, burned to death or otherwise murdered, one or more law-abiding citizens.
Congressman Billybob
First in the series, "American Government: The Owner's Manual"