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Woman kills husband with folding couch
Reuters ^ | July 9, 2008 | Denis Pinchuk

Posted on 07/09/2008 1:54:30 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

ST PETERSBURG (Reuters) - A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.

St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: couch; drunk; marriage; murder; murdermostfoul; russia; stpetersburg; woman
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Mrs. Huffnagel!!!

Another "St. Elsewhere" fan, I see.

21 posted on 07/09/2008 2:14:09 PM PDT by ssaftler
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To: F15Eagle
So nagski foldski couch-potatoski?

My husband and I applaud this comment... ;^)

22 posted on 07/09/2008 2:16:37 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (It's the Vast Wright Wing Conspiracy - labeling all whites as racist.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
I bet he sofacated, and I bet it took a while.

There, fixed it.

23 posted on 07/09/2008 2:17:47 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: Fido969

People don’t kill people. Couches kill people.

We must limit private ownership of folding couches.

Definitely ban all assault couches.

Sounds like he took it lying down.


24 posted on 07/09/2008 2:18:12 PM PDT by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: Fido969

LOL!


25 posted on 07/09/2008 2:19:32 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

The old one way trip in the Castro Convertible.


28 posted on 07/09/2008 2:27:16 PM PDT by nkycincinnatikid
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To: swain_forkbeard

When folding couches are outlawed only outlaws will own folding couches.


29 posted on 07/09/2008 2:28:38 PM PDT by keepitreal ("I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message. . . until I don't.")
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To: krb

30 posted on 07/09/2008 2:29:14 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

This is the best thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

because I can;)


31 posted on 07/09/2008 2:53:12 PM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

That is Sofa King low.


32 posted on 07/09/2008 2:53:33 PM PDT by LiberConservative ("Typical" white guy)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Non-ping?


33 posted on 07/09/2008 2:54:41 PM PDT by FreedomOfExpression (Dime: what you have left after filling the car with gasoline.)
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To: LiberConservative

You’re BAAAD!


34 posted on 07/09/2008 3:32:42 PM PDT by Atlas Sneezed (Guns don't kill people, criminals and the governments that create them do.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

In Soviet Russia, couch reclines on you!


35 posted on 07/09/2008 3:38:36 PM PDT by Unlikely Hero ("Time is a wonderful teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its pupils." --Berlioz)
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To: LiberConservative

LOL!


36 posted on 07/09/2008 3:41:59 PM PDT by maggief
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To: andysandmikesmom

That’s ridiculous - she deserved to die. If there was nothing wrong with her, she could have easily jumped off the bed. Those things move slowly enough. She definitely is a Darwin winner.


37 posted on 07/09/2008 3:42:19 PM PDT by jackibutterfly
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To: F15Eagle

Absoluteski


38 posted on 07/09/2008 3:42:25 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (It's the Vast Wright Wing Conspiracy - labeling all whites as racist.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Murder By Murphy Bed,
written by:
Mrs. Huffnagel-on-the-Halfshell


39 posted on 07/09/2008 3:46:45 PM PDT by blu (Last one out of Michigan, please turn off the lights.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
How many more needless deaths!
It's time to ban couches!
40 posted on 07/09/2008 3:47:56 PM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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