I think the
Obamassiah means to set up a private, non-governmental security force to help the citizens of this Nation. Someone who does not have to go through the regular slow processes of Government, but reports through a chain of command to the
Obamassiah directly, free of distractions. Who's there to help you
understand what a true citizen should do or think. Education!
And to distinguish these assistants from your run-of-the-mill citizen or Government employee, they will wear a nice khaki shirt, with a nice darker brown tie... Oh, and a little cap, something distinctive like a 1930s skiing cap so you can find your assistant really easy!
Yeah, that's what we need... These guys look sharp and helpful, don't they?