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Gun owners will have to pass vision and written tests, provide a photo with their application to register a gun, and submit their weapon for ballistics testing. Guns will also still require trigger locks.

Let's just hope the First Amendment is fixed too.

Those who wish to express opinions, can now open their mouths inside their own homes, but will be required to wear a gag at all times, when not brushing their teeth. Those planning to open their mouths outside the home could jeopardize their right to open their mouth at all.

Mouth owners will have to pass reading, writing, speaking, and spelling tests prior to being recognized to practice their First Amendment rights in their own and only their own home.

First they must provide a photo with their application to register that mouth, as well as leave a dental impression. Homeowners must allow law enforcement officials access to verify gags are in place in the home. Those who refuse or are found not to be using gags, may be arrested and charged with non-compliance of District Code ⁷⁷³⁴.

Punishment may include but not be limitied to everything you have including your freedom, for the rest of your life.

Thank you Socialist Democrats. You folks are so good to us.

Thank you Socialist Democrats. You folks are so good to us.

The Obambi campaign doesn't want this issue on the front burner anytime before the election. Wouldn't be surprised if The Mayor and his Friends get a call from Rat Central regarding this.

It is belived that the gun issue cost Gore Tennessee- his home state ;^)

Mouth owners will have to pass reading, writing, speaking, and spelling tests prior to being recognized to practice their First Amendment rights in their own and only their own home.

Absolutely classic. The entire MSM would be shut down....