The pasty-faced communist needs to stick to hugging Fidel.
Juan Carlos doesn't need Chavez's affection.
(Besides Chavez, like most communist tyrants, stinks.)
IIRC, King Juan Carlos is a martial-arts expert of long standing.
If Chavez attempts to hug him (heck, why am I even speculating? By now the King has rehearsed a dozen ways to take down the Caracas blowhard.)
How do you say, “make my day” in Castilian?