Bought mine from Wal-Mart and paid to have it built with illegal immigrant labor, than sent their asses back to Mexico by telling them there were free burritos on the other side
You make one with a Stargate.
Can you get one from Walmart or Amazon.com?
A wormhole would let me get more sack time before work. I could also get home for lunch instead of eating the crap at the company cafeteria.
Bought mine from Wal-Mart and paid to have it built with illegal immigrant labor, than sent their asses back to Mexico by telling them there were free burritos on the other side