[mnehring]

Inflate Here. Inflate Now. Avoid Reality.

The Lord Savior Obama hath made the pronouncement that, in order to provide loaves and fishes to the energy hungry peoples of this nation, verily this nation's peoples must inflate their tires, change spark plugs, and lube the chassis in their vehicles to replace all the oil America might have imbibed from ANWR and the Continental Shelf.
"We could save all the oil that they're talking about getting off drilling if everybody was just inflating their tires and getting regular tune-ups. You could save just as much.
This is the Word of the Great Lord Patronizer, Obama in the Year of Our Lord 2008, on this Great Day of 1 August.

[MHGinTN]

The lord high Obamessiah has called for the profits of the Oil companies to be confiscated to give to the people ... yet the Obamination devil has left out the three times as much tax these same oil companies have paid to the non-producing government collected on the sales by these companies! The glaring radicxal socialism isn’t even being disguised any longer because of the thug potential of rioting disappointed blacks who blindly demand this empty suit be elected president. Reminds me of a retarded person recruiting children to throw tantrums on the floor and hold their breath!