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To: Dysart

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others “I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together.”

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly “Together, together, together.”


17 posted on 08/06/2008 8:01:59 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic ("And how can this be? For I am the Kwisatz Haderach! " - Barack Obama)
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To: reagan_fanatic
A blonde calls her friend and invites her to lunch.

Where should I meet you asks the friend.

Meet me at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.

45 posted on 08/06/2008 9:06:42 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (OMG, I lost my tag line.)
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