after february, temperatures in the northern hemisphere began to rise, those in the southern hemisphere began to fall.
proof that climate variations, the proximity of the ozone hole to the direct rays of the sun, the increase in intensity of storms, hurricane katrina, and the selection of george bush as president have opened the way to catastrophic climate change which will end human life as we know it, will cause the entire earth to become a desert and then a ball of fire and destabilize the solar system and cause the planets to wobble off into infinity and cause the little dipper to become the big dipper and big dipper to become the little dipper and the sun to give off less light, less heat, allow the universe to contract and then increase in heat until it melts into blobs and allows republicans to have political clout which will cause the end of everything.
on the other hand, the election of the saviour, barack obama, will save the entire universe.
Yes, but the facts tell a different story. There has been no warming since Bush took office, proving that he solved the problem.
Since the election is a whole 3 months away, Rip, we shouldn't take the chance of waiting! Let's vote in Algonquin J. Obama by e-mail right now ... before it's too late.
Thank you for your timely warning. Had we only listened to you earlier ... or Jerry Lee Lewis when he tried to warn us with his prophetic 45 RPM Hit Single ..."Great Balls 'o' Fire!"