The real Obama is the short fat black man who also looks like a tall white man who looks like a talk black man who is only friends with the short white man.
He is for tapping the strategic reserves except he’s against it except for emergencies.
He believes that the aviation industry needs to develop wind powered airliners.
The Navy needs to be solar powered.
We need to double the PSI of anything that holds air. 100 yard field goals are possible.
No one that he knows is the person he has known.
The man is a freakin genius.
And he’s not, sadly, the Obama I knew twenty years ago.