Massive Layoffs At Newspaper. Useless Morons Hardest Hit.
Now that's the way it oughta be! Or perhaps "morons, those who slacked off the most, and those previously, artificially advantaged beyond anything resembling their actual usefulness, hardest hit."
We dare not leave it to corporations in any laissez-faire way to even begin to threaten Ms. heads of household, paycheck-to-paycheck ticket puncher and her hardscrabble family of four so, do we? No, mean, nasty corporations' "feet must be held to the fire" anytime their actions could possibly be characterized as racist, bigotted, discriminatory, or homophobic. That's why we want the Leftist press to hound them unmercilessly, right?
On that basis, Clinton's minions had our heart-strings twanging in 1995 via the on-camera government workers gushing about their tough situations during the "Republican Government Shutdown," until it was pointed out to a few that those workers had yet to miss single paycheck, such that there could not possibly have been any real hardship due to being out of work. Ultimately, they all got paid every cent, as if they'd simply been given extra vacation time. The government prints the money, after all.
HF