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To: Libloather
(EVERY arrested perp will go in the tank!)

Each infraction is rewarded with "a night in the box":

Them clothes got laundry numbers on 'em. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends the night in the box.

These here spoons, you keep with ya. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box.

There's no playin' grab-ass or fightin' in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon.

Any man playin' grab-ass or fightin' in the building spends a night in the box.

First bell is at five minutes of eight...Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends a night in the box.

There's no smokin' in the prone position in bed. If you smoke, you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smokin' in the prone position in bed spends the night in the box.

You'll get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top and the top sheet on the bottom. The bottom sheet you turn into the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box.

No one will sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sittin' on the bunks spends a night in the box.

Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box.

Any man loud-talkin' spends a night in the box.

You got questions, you come to me...

Any man don't keep order spends a night in the box.


15 posted on 08/20/2008 7:47:31 PM PDT by csvset
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To: csvset
Got it. Can I sign up for the Air Force now?

/johnny

18 posted on 08/20/2008 7:51:44 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: csvset

Cool Hand Luke?


39 posted on 08/20/2008 10:34:10 PM PDT by Califreak (Time to give the empty suits a one way ticket to the cleaners!)
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