[mountainlion]

Will pellet burning stove burn beans and other food. We could really cause a shortage of food. The Demorats would be happy!

[Red Badger]

I’m sorry, your pellet burning stove has been declared “forbidden contraband”. It emits too much CO2 and must be destroyed in order to “save the planet” fro Global Warming. The Official Federal Disposers will be by first thing in the morning to confiscate, er, dispose of it....