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Sarah hunts moose.
Obama surrenders to moose.
Well, if you scrolled down the front page a bit, you'd find that someone already did it.
Sarah Palin |
Barack Obama |
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Office being sought | Vice President | President of the United States and Leader of the Free World |
Full name | Sarah Louise Heath Palin | Barack Hussein Obama II |
Nickname | Sarah Barracuda | Barry Obama; "The One" |
Public opinion | Smoking hot in a "naughty librarian" sort of way | May be The Messiah |
Age | 44 | 48 |
Children | 5: two sons, three daughters | 2: two daughters |
Religion/Church attendance |
Evangelical Christian; attends Juneau Christian Center when in Juneau and grew up attending Wasilla Assembly of God |
Attended Trinity United Church of Christ for 20 years, a "black liberation theology" church formerly led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright and governed according to the Black Value System |
Current Job | Governor of Alaska | Junior Senator from Illinois |
Previous Public Jobs |
Mayor of Wasilla, AK (1996-2002); President of Alaska Conference of Mayors; City Council member (1992-1996) |
State Senator (1997-2004); Community Organizer |
Executive Experience |
Governor for 2 years; Mayor for 10 years |
None |
Foreign Relations experience | Governor of state that borders two foreign countries (Canada and Russia) |
Chaired Senate subcommittee on Europe but never called it into session; once gave a speech to 200,000 screaming Germans |
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Troopers eventually investigated 13 issues and found four in which Wooten violated policy or broke the law or both:
Wooten used a Taser on his stepson.
He illegally shot a moose.
He drank beer in his patrol car on one occasion.
He told others his father-in-law would eat a fing lead bullet if he helped his daughter get an attorney for the divorce.
Used a taser on his stepson? Drank beer in his patrol car? Threatened to kill the governor's father? And they want to investigate Palin?
In January, you’ll see the “Barracuda” sworn in as VP, while the Libs will only lament that “Barack coulda”...
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