The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
The French surrender to everyone!
Chuck Norris invented the cheesburger by throwing a cow at a chain link fence!
Chuck Norris is afraid of Sarah Palin.
I was JUST on this new site http://www.palinfacts.com/
Here are some more of the best Little Known Facts from around the Twitterverse.
* @moveableHype - Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
* @RichardMahoney - Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
* @JonBurg - Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
* @Rammi - Sarah Palin wants you to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
* @JonHenke - Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
* @lagonmorph13 - Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
* @RogHaak - Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
* @arratik - When Sarah Palin attends ritual blood orgies, she always brings the most delicious ambrosia salad
* @robertgorell - To prep for her role as Tracy Flick in “Election,” Witherspoon spent the ‘98 seal clubbing season with Palin
* @jstueve - Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding
* @aefoley - Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
* @coreyclayton - Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
* Also @coreyclayton - Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
* @jtoeman - in the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
* @mayjah - Sarah Palin can keep a Twitter meme going on and on like a rave kid on X.
* @KurtLuidhardt - Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.
* @johntabin - N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
Bring you more later since this thing shows no signs of stopping…
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Little Known Facts #4
August 30, 2008 in Facts by Turk | No comments
The facts are pouring in - literally. At last count, there are more than 3200 Little Known Facts in the random “Little Known Facts About Sarah Palin Generator. There are nearly as many hashtags.
Here are a few more facts that I dug up today.
* Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
* Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
* Sarah Palin once bit the head off a live Osprey snatched from the air as it tried to fly off with a fish she caught.
* Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
* When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
* Sarah Palin plays Whack-a-Mole with her forehead, and always gets a perfect score.
* Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
* Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
Sarah Palin is so tough that she ate Chuck Norris alive and spat him out because the texture reminded her of baby food.