I hear that Palin may have a Library book overdue!
She once tore a “do not remove” tag off a piece of furniture.
And only last year was seen wearing white after Labor Day!
You’re not too far off. The media has been scouring the librarys in Alaska trying to find out if Palin had certain books banned from the library. Probably trying to find out her reading habits, too. This is not satire. It’s for real. It’s kind of hard to tell the difference anymore.