Palin Theme Songs

9-4-2008 | vanity

[GloriaJane]

Here’s my offering. I put it up on you tube this morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reqTr90KEcU

[VRWCmember]

Hit Me with your Best Shot (Pat Benatar)
She’s Always a Woman to Me (Billy Joel)

[Vaquero]

Well, they call me the Hunter, that’s my name
Call me the Hunter, that’s how I got my fame
Ain’t no need to hide, Ain’t no need to run
‘cause I’ve got you in the sights of my gun

[txroadkill]

Gretchen Wilson's Redneck Woman

 

Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me
But I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip

Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Victoria's Secret
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV
No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door

Hey I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I Said Hell Yeah

[Paradox]

"Sarah, Sarah,
Storms are brewing in your eyes,
Sarah, Sarah,
No time is a good time for goodbyes"

[The Shrew]

The folks at NRO suggest the theme song from "Mary Tyler Moore":

That's about what I would expect from the "girlie-men" at NRO. I don't know a man that has the slightest inkling of what the words are to the hideous earworm of a song.

Sheesh!

TS

[downtownconservative]

Takin’ Care of Business (BTO)

Hair of the Dog (Nazareth)

[RedMonqey]

Peggy Lee - I’m A Woman Lyrics

I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have ‘em hangin out on the line
I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts ‘fore you can count from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again

I can rub & scrub this old house til it’s shinin like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again

If you come to me sickly you know I’m gonna make you well
If you come to me all hexed up you know I’m gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry you know I’m gonna fill you full of grits
If it’s lovin you’re likin, I’ll kiss you and give you the shiverin’ fits
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again

I can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kindom come!
I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some!
I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain’t nothing I can’t do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, and that’s all.

[The G Man]

"I don't know a man that has the slightest inkling of what the words are to the hideous earworm of a song."

Er, um, uh ... me neither?

(*skulks towards thread exit*)

[rivercat]

Sarah even looks kinda like Shania too. They should’ve played Shania’s music video on the big screen last night.

[rivercat]

Here’s a live concert of Shania singing it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWNtLt-pJik

[rstark56]

Pat Benetar - hit me with your best shot

[swain_forkbeard]

“Pretty Woman” is, of course, a Roy Orbison song. And it’s a great one.

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

From what this woman has endured this week and what she can expect (and uphill battle,which I suggest she will kick ass and take names) thru Nov 4, I suggest ROCKY!!

[jim macomber]

“More than a Woman”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7RnVnh7p5o

[JRios1968]

Tavares - More than a Woman

[JRios1968]

Aaaagh, you beat me by 5 seconds...but my version is better!

[latina4dubya]

American Woman

[Taffini]

no offense to you, but the NRO’S choice is weak and insipid.

Who ever said “Jaws” is closer to the truth.