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Fantasy rumours about the annointed Obama (vanity)

Posted on 09/06/2008 6:53:32 PM PDT by ProudFossil

With all the lies, rumours, smears, and outright attempts to denegrate Governor Palin I thought it might be fun to speculate on fantasy rumours which could exist about the descendant from above, Obama.


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The first one I would propose would be concerning the qustion given to Michelle if she planned on having any more children. She answered that this campaign was their baby and they did not want any more. Well, I have it on a good source, i.e., a friend of the divorced wife of my third cousin who works as a janitor in a pharmacy in downtown Shinola, Louisiana, that the reason the Obamas cannot have any more children is because he is so impotent that triple doses of Viagra and hours of porn watching cannot stimulate any response from him. In fact, since he has the characteristic of a flash in the pan, he actually doubled his capacity with the two girls. And also through the use of massive remedies presented in various spam messages for both size and ability, he actually has had a negative reaction. So no size, no power, no children.
1 posted on 09/06/2008 6:53:33 PM PDT by ProudFossil
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To: ProudFossil

Are you drunk?


2 posted on 09/06/2008 6:56:13 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: ProudFossil

Hillary is salivating......


3 posted on 09/06/2008 6:56:52 PM PDT by stboz
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To: hole_n_one

no pelosi kinda strange


4 posted on 09/06/2008 6:59:13 PM PDT by al baby (Hi mom)
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To: hole_n_one

“Are you drunk?”

No, but it would help reading some of the threads on FR about the slander being dumped on McCain and Palin.


5 posted on 09/06/2008 7:00:17 PM PDT by ProudFossil
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Why fantasize, when there is so much real stuff out there.

Much more productive to transmit the truth.


6 posted on 09/06/2008 7:05:15 PM PDT by i_dont_chat (The elephant is dancing for the lady from Alaska)
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Really poor taste. We’re above the DU style of slander cr*p.


7 posted on 09/06/2008 7:05:40 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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A little humor after a week of slander and attempted humiliation is ok by me.
8 posted on 09/06/2008 7:10:51 PM PDT by shadeaud
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No, but it would help reading some of the threads on FR about the slander being dumped on McCain and Palin.

I'm fully aware of what's been done.

OTOH, what you're doing escapes me.

9 posted on 09/06/2008 7:18:09 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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The world is watching FR and I’d like for this forum to be above the standards of DU. Viagra and porn watching references are not the kind of standard I am used to at FR.

Rolling in the mud with pigs and all....


10 posted on 09/06/2008 7:24:05 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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