Posted on 09/07/2008 10:26:07 PM PDT by goldstategop
The fact is the far-left liberals don't know how to respond to strong, conservative female political leaders. They hail Hillary, but try to impale Palin. But Sarah has sparred with these cultural combatants before and left the ring without a scratch. In fact, Sarah is so tough that a new tongue-in-cheek website, has been built exclusively for her that parallels the Chuck Norris Fact folklore website and Internet proliferation. It gives some mythical yet complimentary "facts" about Sarah Palin's life, potential, character and career. Here are three of my favorites:
Fact: Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
Fact: Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
And my favorite … Fact: Sarah Palin is courageous and tough enough to shave Chuck Norris's beard – and face off against his third fist disguised as a chin. ....
Well done, Sen. McCain. You have rallied the conservative base and others who were still on the fence. You have thrown a political Hail Mary into the end zone of the District of Columbia and scored a touchdown. So move over Mr. Smith, because Mrs. Sarah is going to Washington. Give 'em hell, Sarah! Give 'em hell!
(Excerpt) Read more at worldnetdaily.com ...
Alright, Chuck! Right, right on, right on!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Sarah is so tough that she ate Chuck alive and then spat him up because the texture reminded her of baby food.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Sarah is so tough if you google her name you get all the www Chuck Norris facts sights...
My fave:
“Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices.”
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
"Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals."
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
How about "mavrika"?
A grizzly bear once tried to stare Sarah Palin down. Once.
I don’t think there are many elk in Alaska...someone correct me if I am wrong...
LOL!
Sarah Palin is so tough even Chuck Norris calls her “sir.”
Chuck Norris wears Sarah Palin pajamas.
Haha, you’re wrong...but not by much. There are a few (Elk)down on Afognak Island. It was the first place that Sarah knew it would be more than a day’s walk over to get some meat.
Sarah Palin doesn’t have to have her hair styled, it knows better than to get out of place.
Sarah Palin used to hunt moose, but now they just come and commit suicide in her freezer.
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