To: Hetty_Fauxvert; aculeus; Billthedrill; Ezekiel; Larry Lucido; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; ...
... rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he ran out of the house ...You could not make it up, even here in the back of beyond.
9 posted on
09/08/2008 12:18:09 AM PDT by
dighton
To: dighton
This is just hilarious. Can you imagine being the officer having to write up the report on this?
11 posted on
09/08/2008 12:38:05 AM PDT by
milagro
To: dighton; Hetty_Fauxvert; aculeus; Billthedrill; Lijahsbubbe; Larry Lucido; Constitution Day; ...
A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage He must have been casing the joint. Wurst caper ever.
17 posted on
09/08/2008 12:53:47 AM PDT by
Ezekiel
(Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.)
To: dighton
At least the perp didn't attempt to hide the sausage.
32 posted on
09/08/2008 6:45:21 AM PDT by
Petronski
(Zero-bama. All this time we thought it was an "O" but, nope, it's just a "0".)
To: dighton
It’s only Monday, and I think this thread has great potential to be the best of the week.
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