"We'll be only a heart-beat from having someone with PMS with their finger on the button...."

[JusPasenThru]

Well placed but unnamed sources close to anonymous high-ranking members of the Democratic campaign speaking confidentally have revealed a new line of attack against Governor Sarah Palin (R), John McCain's vice-presidential running mate.

"It's true that our polling data shows we are really taking a bitch-slapping right now, and we're looking to staunch the hemorrhaging. Anything that puts us on the attack and gets the enemy's panties in a wad is seen a a giant plus.

"For the first time in history the American people have the opportunity to elect to the vice-presidency someone who is menstruating. And if there are days Palin is mentstrual, there will definitley be days where she is premenstrual.

"Let's face it, McCain is like really old. Our actuarial tables indicate that he'll kick the bucket before the first year of his presidency is up, either than or he'll start soiling himself, his teeth will fall out, and he'll lock himself in the bathroom adjacent to the Oval Office in a demented rage.

"What will happen then? When Palin becomes president, just wait until 'that time of month'. Maybe she's upset with North Korea or Iran or Venezuela.

"'I'm going to nuke the little bastards!' she'll scream. unless she's been given Midol or Prozac or something she'll grab that nuclear football and punt it all the way down to the Pentagon. All the Chiefs of Staff are married and they know full-well that a PMSing woman is no one to be trifled with.

"Our focus group studies with representative women's groups suck as NOW, Planned Parenthood, and NARAL have given us enthusiastic feedback."

[netmilsmom]

Sorry, I just don’t believe that.

[rintense]

WTF!

[DRey]

Not buying it. Once the word “PMS” enters the dialogue of this race, someone will be murdered, mark my words.

[meandog]

...source please? (This sounds more typical of a DU adolescent than from official Dim channels)

[SandyInSeattle]

Oh. Satire.

I get it.

[Spok]

It sounds like the Democrats have decided that women have no place in politics. I wonder if all of their constituents share this sentiment.

[james500]

Anonymous sources “close” to anonymous members of the democrat campaign?

Is this from NY Times?

[SE Mom]

This is satire, correct?

[sofaman]

need a source on that one

[InvisibleChurch]

Fine, let them. We’ll turn their same words on them when hildebeast runs in four years.

[Jemian]

. All the Chiefs of Staff are married and they know full-well that a PMSing woman is no one to be trifled with.

Oh, please, let this smear be true. I just wish they'd say this. It would be wonderful!

[ChowChowFace]

Is this meant as satire or ?

[batter]

unnamed sources close to anonymous high-ranking members of the Democratic campaign speaking confidentally

No offense, but what is the point? For all I know the source could be a dog.

There needs to be some kind of source.

[ari-freedom]

the scary thing is...it’s quite tame compared to what you actually see on mybarackobama, DU and dailykos

[BossLady]

Guys lets get it right.....Forget PMS......Let's Talk Pre-Menopause!!!

COME ON.......

SAY IT

SAY IT

SAY IT

I DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o)

[Invictus]

"What will happen then? When Palin becomes president" says the author.

America will be in far better shape than if they elect a Marxist empty suit, destined to take this country DOWN.

[Navy Patriot]

No community agitation, please.

[Domandred]

If this is satire, it’s not even any good satire

[reagan_fanatic]

You forgot the sarcasm tag.

[greyfoxx39]

You're just trying to get ahead of the curve, aren't you? ;) Some FReepers haven't checked out the keywords on this article.

Actually, your prognostication is probably close to the mark...Obama stepped in it, scuffed his shoe around in it real good, and the DBM and dems are trying to clean it up for him. Don't think it's working.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Clever - surprised they haven’t REALLY said that yet. Of course there was no worry about Hitlery having PMS since she’s mostly male........ ;^)

[rabidralph]

You need to clearly identify this as an attempt at satire. You’re not even funny.

[Between the Lines]

IBTZ

[Waco]

Hilary’s not on the ballot,,,so far.

[conservativepoet]

I’ll have to see this first before I believe it. Don’t buy it. . . yet.

[willgolfforfood]

I refuse to discuss this issue with anyone continually subject to raging hormonal imbalances.

[nobama08]

They have a place, just so long as it isn’t at the top. You know, uppity women.

[JennysCool]

Ahh...Why is this in Breaking News?

[Americanwolfsbrother]

Source it or lose it, this is disgusting.AWB

[netmilsmom]

Exactly.

[Joe Boucher]

And we use to have a convicted felon and grifter with his finger on the button. A guy who was impeached and lost his licence to practice law. A disgraced philanderer.

[Bommer]

Theres already enough bnllsh!it out there from the left. We don’t need your piling on in a cheap attempt for a laugh. Aim your sites at Obama!

[HIDEK6]

"I'm going to nuke the little bastards!" she'll scream.

Finally!

[chiefqc]

And if the dumb-o-crats are in office we are only a heart beat away from someone dummer than a stump being in charge.

[JusPasenThru]

Of course this is satire, and not very good stuff at that.

However, mark my words, some Democrat or media person will try to us this argument.

My goal is to be quoted by James Taranto as one of his “Life imitates Onion (or FR)”.

Besides, did you notice how difficult it is becoming on paroding the Left? You just can’t make up something so weird or outlandish that some Lib won’t trot it out.

And I’ll do what Obama will never do: apologize if this may have, however inadvertant it was, offended anyone.

Peace (thru strength).

[Amadeo]

Too funny!!

LMAO!!!!

[ottbmare]

We’ll turn their same words on them when hildebeast runs in four years.

Uh, I'm pretty sure that menstruation has not been an issue for the Hildebeast for 15 years.