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"We'll be only a heart-beat from having someone with PMS with their finger on the button...."
Posted on 09/10/2008 3:02:41 PM PDT by JusPasenThru
Well placed but unnamed sources close to anonymous high-ranking members of the Democratic campaign speaking confidentally have revealed a new line of attack against Governor Sarah Palin (R), John McCain's vice-presidential running mate.
"It's true that our polling data shows we are really taking a bitch-slapping right now, and we're looking to staunch the hemorrhaging. Anything that puts us on the attack and gets the enemy's panties in a wad is seen a a giant plus.
"For the first time in history the American people have the opportunity to elect to the vice-presidency someone who is menstruating. And if there are days Palin is mentstrual, there will definitley be days where she is premenstrual.
"Let's face it, McCain is like really old. Our actuarial tables indicate that he'll kick the bucket before the first year of his presidency is up, either than or he'll start soiling himself, his teeth will fall out, and he'll lock himself in the bathroom adjacent to the Oval Office in a demented rage.
"What will happen then? When Palin becomes president, just wait until 'that time of month'. Maybe she's upset with North Korea or Iran or Venezuela.
"'I'm going to nuke the little bastards!' she'll scream. unless she's been given Midol or Prozac or something she'll grab that nuclear football and punt it all the way down to the Pentagon. All the Chiefs of Staff are married and they know full-well that a PMSing woman is no one to be trifled with.
"Our focus group studies with representative women's groups suck as NOW, Planned Parenthood, and NARAL have given us enthusiastic feedback."
TOPICS: Government; Miscellaneous; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: adiosmofo; gulliblefreepers; ibtz; mccainpalin; midolmoments; nucularholocost; offtochat; ohthevainity; pms; satireithink; viginamonologue; zotbait
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To: JusPasenThru
Sorry, I just don’t believe that.
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:04:45 PM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(An Obama win? Move to AK, secede, drill, drill, drill!!!!!!)
To: JusPasenThru
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:05:28 PM PDT
by
rintense
(Palin 2012 for President!)
To: JusPasenThru
Not buying it. Once the word “PMS” enters the dialogue of this race, someone will be murdered, mark my words.
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:06:09 PM PDT
by
DRey
To: JusPasenThru
...source please? (This sounds more typical of a DU adolescent than from official Dim channels)
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:06:13 PM PDT
by
meandog
(please pray for future President McCain, day minus 140-Jan. 20--and counting)))
To: JusPasenThru
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:06:40 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Go, Sonics! And take the Mariners with you.)
To: JusPasenThru
It sounds like the Democrats have decided that women have no place in politics. I wonder if all of their constituents share this sentiment.
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:06:51 PM PDT
by
Spok
(The Sinopian Sage)
To: JusPasenThru
Anonymous sources “close” to anonymous members of the democrat campaign?
Is this from NY Times?
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:06:56 PM PDT
by
james500
To: JusPasenThru
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:06:58 PM PDT
by
SE Mom
(Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet-McCain/Palin 08)
To: JusPasenThru
need a source on that one
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:07:33 PM PDT
by
sofaman
(Moses dragged us through the desert for 40 years to the one place in the ME with no oil - Golda Meir)
To: JusPasenThru
Fine, let them. We’ll turn their same words on them when hildebeast runs in four years.
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:08:17 PM PDT
by
InvisibleChurch
(Join FR / Yahoo ProFootball Pick'em at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2064038/posts)
To: JusPasenThru
. All the Chiefs of Staff are married and they know full-well that a PMSing woman is no one to be trifled with. Oh, please, let this smear be true. I just wish they'd say this. It would be wonderful!
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:08:21 PM PDT
by
Jemian
(Nobama - wants to kill babies & raise taxes; Palin - wants to kill taxes & raise babies!)
To: JusPasenThru
Is this meant as satire or ?
To: JusPasenThru
unnamed sources close to anonymous high-ranking members of the Democratic campaign speaking confidentallyNo offense, but what is the point? For all I know the source could be a dog.
There needs to be some kind of source.
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:08:50 PM PDT
by
batter
(Oxymoron: An Obama bumper sticker on an SUV)
To: netmilsmom
the scary thing is...it’s quite tame compared to what you actually see on mybarackobama, DU and dailykos
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:08:53 PM PDT
by
ari-freedom
(We never hide from history. We make history!)
To: JusPasenThru
Guys lets get it right.....Forget PMS......Let's Talk Pre-Menopause!!!
COME ON.......
SAY IT
SAY IT
SAY IT
I DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o)
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:09:34 PM PDT
by
BossLady
(READ MY LIPSTICK: NO TO OBAMA!!!!!!!)
To: rintense
"What will happen then? When Palin becomes president" says the author.
America will be in far better shape than if they elect a Marxist empty suit, destined to take this country DOWN.
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:09:55 PM PDT
by
Invictus
(Can't see out of one eye, and can't hear out of the other... In this upcoming election, that is GOOD)
To: JusPasenThru
No community agitation, please.
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:10:50 PM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(The beauty of conservatism, Sarah Palin.)
To: netmilsmom
If this is satire, it’s not even any good satire
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:10:56 PM PDT
by
Domandred
(McWhathisname / Palin - 2008)
To: JusPasenThru
You forgot the sarcasm tag.
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posted on
09/10/2008 3:10:58 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
("And how can this be? For I am the Kwisatz Haderach! " - Barack Obama)
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