Posted on 09/10/2008 6:26:20 PM PDT by Chet 99
As someone who actually has tried, let me tell you, you need scissors. Those damned things resist being removed. Now if you want to tell me the littlest one peed on the mattress, I'll believe it.
Pick random Palin family member {Todd, Sarah, Track, Piper, Bristol, Willow, Trig}, either a drug {heroin, crack, LSD, oxycontin, ecstacy, hashish, mushrooms, weed, or blow (no, not blow or weed, they're reserved for 0bama at his own request)} or a crime {murder, armed robbery, rape, vandalism, littering, DUI, clubbing baby seals out of season, or fishing without a license}, and a location {in the school, the capitol building, the police station, the tundra, ANWR, their church, or the Watergate Hotel}. String them together to form a random attack, throw it up on DU and Kos, and see how it plays on the evening news, since it's confirmed by two sources - one each on KOSmumists and DUmmies. That's where we get "Track used Oxycontin and vandalized a schoolbus inside the Capitol building", "Willow clubbed a baby seal in ANWR", and "Trig got a DUI in front of the school for the third year in a row (but no record because Satah covered it up)".
Stay tuned for tomorrow's announcement, when we will find out which Palin really led the Watergate break-in, and whether Sarah was anywhere near the grassy knoll in Dallas, or in MSNBCspeak, 'the questions people are raising about Sarah's location on that afternoon.'
Kinda like “Clue.”
My vote is Trig, with a club, at the Watergate.
KUDO is Anchorage leftist radio. Not surprised they were the source.
That’s a mighty big pile of Democrats. :)
1080 KUDO “Alaska”s Progressive Voice.” Anyone surprised?
no but I think he “organized” it.
oh, and by the way don’t call them a “gang” they’re a “community”
You got it. Latest rumor is that Willow had a secret love affair with a 57 year old math teacher who now works in Valdez, Alaska. Palin covered it up because he was a pentecostal. Their love child looked so much like Hitler that a UFO from Alpha Centauri spirited him away.
NEXT!
Oh crud, I can't believe I know this but...he already has one. It's a Jesus fish. Sarah mentioned it in the talk she gave at her church to the Master Commissioners (I think that's what it was called).
The old practice of the Judge saying "join up or go to jail" stopped a very long time ago.
FWIW, KUDO is the ANchorage AM radio equal of Daily Kos. MAybe even further into the Twilight Zone.
These guys are so far left, they make Carl Marx look like a Rush Limbaugh fan.
I don’t need to tell you what the DJs (female) really look like....(shudders and then gags)
But really, this has gotten beyond a joke...
The National Enquirer will report his “involvement” in the “notorious” attack in its issue out Thursday.
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The National Enquirer got the John Edwards story right........they are good for 20 years.
“30 partisan attack dogs air-lifted into Nome, Alaska and all they can dredge up is more rumors on her children?”
I wish they would drop them into Nome. That’s 500+ airmiles from Anchorage and a pretty tough town. It makes Anchorage look like the garden of Eden.
I heard her speech too. I think she said he had TWO tattoos. Double horror!!!!!
love these “anonymous” sources.
it’s so easy to cite “anonymous” sources to slime someone.
Up around that area it’d be more like the Russian version of chai.
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