[Lux-In-Domino]

Next they’ll be telling us that the littlest girl helped herself to an extra cookie during nursery school snack time.

... or pulled the tag from a mattress

[Fatuncle]

... or pulled the tag from a mattress

As someone who actually has tried, let me tell you, you need scissors. Those damned things resist being removed. Now if you want to tell me the littlest one peed on the mattress, I'll believe it.