Nick Beef
Here’s a story I heard while stationed at Pearl Harbor.
According to the story, in the evening a car with Japanese tourists pulls up to the base’s gate, that’s guarded by the U. S. Marines.
They ask the Marine on duty where the U.S.S. Arizona is?(for those who don’t know it’s a war memorial).
The Marine states “It’s just where you FU@@ERS left it!”.
Damn, I love the Marines!